Laughter Quotes

Pearls of Laughter Wisdom

Ÿ  “Generally when people are laughing they’re not killing each other”.  Alan Alda

Ÿ  “Laughter is an instant vacation”.    Milton Berle

Ÿ  “I’m grateful for laughter except when milk comes out my nose”   Woody Allen

Ÿ  “What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.”  Yiddish Proverb

Ÿ  “If we can laugh at our problems they become simple and lose their impact.”  Unnamed source

Ÿ  “Laugh so that your whole body becomes involved and suddenly there will be a glimpse.  For the moment the past disappears, the future disappears, the ego disappears, everything disappears–there is only laughter.”   Osho (philosopher, mystic)

Ÿ  DON’T POSTPONE JOY!  Mark Twain said “Life is uncertain, so eat your dessert first.”

Ÿ  “Your anger is your worst enemy–for your heart and for your attitude. So laughter workouts turn out to be the ultimate cost- effective therapy. Laughter is free, it’s easy to pass around, and it prevents hardening of the attitudes!  Steve Wilson

Ÿ  “A smile is the shortest distance between two people.” Victor Borge

The Best Medicine:  As Norman Cousins wrote in his 1979 best-selling book, Anatomy of an Illness, “Ten minutes of genuine belly laughter had an anesthetic effect and would give me at least two hours of pain-free sleep.”